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After the delivery of a Mechanic's wife: wife send msg to husband, "ur spare part was delivered" then Husband replied: WITH GEAR or WITHOUT GEAR"
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
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