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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Son on honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do. Mom: Put your biggest thing in her hairiest thing. Son: Ok got my ones in her armpit now what do i do?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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