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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
Son on honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do. Mom: Put your biggest thing in her hairiest thing. Son: Ok got my ones in her armpit now what do i do?
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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