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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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