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WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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