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Specialties of girls: They get wet without taking bath. They bleed without injury. They give milk without eating grass. They make boneless things hard ....
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Q. Why do men break wind more than women? A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party? A. The Invitation !
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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