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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
Specialties of girls: They get wet without taking bath. They bleed without injury. They give milk without eating grass. They make boneless things hard ....
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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