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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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