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Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork, And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively, they call it cheating.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
A Woman's Prayer: I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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