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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
A Woman's Prayer: I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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