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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
Sex is heat. Love is sweet. When 2 lips meet. Love is complete. Love is name. Sex is game. So, forget the name & Play the game!
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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