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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
A banana and a vibrator were on a table. Banana says to the vibrator, "I don't know what the fuck you're shaking for, the bitch is going to eat me!"
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Can I flirt with you?
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